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westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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lovelyastronomy:

☆Aries: Try to be more financially secure and spend more time with family and friends this year.

☆Taurus: Make no excuses and take action! Learn to have more of a flexible lifestyle.

☆Gemini: Beware of telling everyone your business. Eliminate unhealthy friends who tempt you to neglect your needs.

☆Cancer: Do not let people take your kindness for weakness any longer. Be more adventurous.

☆Leo: Broaden your horizons + start holding people accountable for their actions. No more excuses.

☆Virgo: Worry less! Trust that everything will work out in the end. Break free, let your life flow unplanned for a bit.

☆Libra: Break free from toxic relationships and situations. Know what you want and be prepared to risk it all.

☆Scorpio: Let your guard down for once and lower your expectations. It will benefit you.

☆Sagittarius: Be more serious. Learn to find balance in your life and follow through on your promises.

☆Capricorn: Don’t be so hard on yourself anymore. Try to be more optimistic when things don’t exactly work out and try to limit how much you argue.

☆Aquarius: Let loose and let yourself find the love that you have long been too nervous to seek.

☆Pisces: Put your creativity to good use. Start doing what you want, no matter how crazy it seems.

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lovelyastronomy:

The biggest mistake ☆Pisces, ☆Libra, ☆Taurus, ☆Scorpio, ☆Cancer, and ☆Virgo can make in 2018 is accepting less than they deserve and constantly trying to justify/explain themselves to people who don’t matter. Have more respect for yourself.

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